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Funny Malay SMS Jokes

PEDOMAN HIDUP
Jika kamu marah, keluarkan kemarahanmu,
Jika kamu sedih, keluarkan kesedihanmu,
Tetapi INGAT, Jika kamu malu, JANGAN Keluarkan kemaluanmu

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angkat tangan!
ini rompakkan!
yg hensem2 ke sebelah kanan,
yg cantik2 ke sebelah kiri,
yg muka macam TAPIR ke tengah.
haaa! kamu jgn pura2 baca SMS.
cepat ketengah!

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ada gula ada garam,kuih keria kuih apam,nasi lemak pantai dlm,buah dadu buah pelam,kpl terbang kpl selam,jgn marah jgn geram,saja nak ucap slmt malam.

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Engkau sungguh MATANG, Sikapmu selalu TENANG, Caramu seperti PEJUANG, Jiwamu sangat JIWANG, Gayamu sangat MEMBERANGSANG, Tetapi sayang... Wajahmu bagaikan MEMERANG.......

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Funny sms message: father in law

law professor ask the student_
which is the most important law of finance for starting a new business?

student replies : father in law

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Teacher: why are you late?

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can’t your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.